Topp 3 kemiskämt

1. - What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? 
- OH SNaP!

2. - What do you do with a dead chemist? 
- Barium

3. - What did one ion say to the other? 
- I've got my ion you

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/Big Sven